19 Times a Tweet about Family Was Too Ironic


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The family life isn’t for everyone. You might think that you’ll be a great dad or mom but others just want nothing to do with that whole concept altogether. They are much, much happier living the single life. And some even enjoy being in a committed relationship but a family is just a no, no for them. And if they ever get in a situation like that they will probably be looking for a way out.

Even so, deciding to start a family isn’t a decision that you should take referencing just one side.
There are plenty of successful cases out there and yes it is a heck of a lot of work to raise a family and there are no days off at all. But you’d think if it was that bad people would just stop having families, wouldn’t they? Why is that people aren’t happy in being in a relationship and they have to tie the knot? There is something special there in the idea of family and kids. However, we are not here to be all serious and philosophical.Here are a few funny tweets that have a nice coating of irony with a splash of sarcasm.

1.It happens:

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What can you do? Sometimes you buy something that really isn’t that useful as you thought. And the funny thing about that is your brain never makes that logical choice of asking the other person. You just go ahead and buy it as it was on sale or some crap like that.

Pro tip guys, if your girl does it that is not going to be that big of an issue cause most of the time they buy household stuff. But you dude, don’t ever think of buying a car or anything that big without consulting first. That can get ugly.

2.It doesn’t always work as you thought it would:

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Sure marriage and family life is complicated but it does work out in the end. At times in odd ways that you never could’ve thought possible. Just have a look at this tweet right here. Can’t say that the man would’ve anticipated this happening. I mean the kids sneaking off and getting their hands on the phone? Yeah that he could’ve but his wife being in on it now that was a twist.

3.We guys don’t know:

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How are we supposed to know that what all of these things are? Not only do we not use them but we never get to see them being used at all. Also, we really don’t care about women’s products that much. Why you might ask? Because we would never know which ones to use anyways and they are already super complicated and we are already stuck at choosing the best shampoo.

4.Part of being in a marriage:

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As a huge part of being in a marriage you have to identify with one of you has a rather concerning habit of correcting the other while they tell a story and always let them tell it as even if you do tell the story your way it will never be as good as it could’ve been if they told it. So let them do the talking as they will interrupt you anyway and just remember that you love them.

5.That can be debated:

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We are not sure how you came to that conclusion or you just want to piss you partner off but that isn’t the way marriage works mate. Even so, there are quite simple solutions for that problem if you feel like its hindering your partner’s sleep. And if you just want to screw with them a bit more than go for it, why the heck did you get married to them if you are not going to piss em off?

6.Now that is the way to handle things:

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All of the men out there need to learn a thing or two from this man right here. Use the knowledge you have. Why would you snitch on yourself like that? Just send a quick text as he did. You know that you will get ready in a matter of minutes and even have some food before she can come.So the next time this happens use the method taught by the master.

7.The top matchmaking test for marriage:

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Here is an age-old methods used for generations by men and women to find that one. But if you come to think of it there is even a saying that opposite attract and this is just based of off that statement. So it is completely full proof and highly logical. In no way this is just about a fluke it is a tested method, proven to work.

Try it before you say that it doesn’t work. Side disclaimer, this was a bit of sarcasm and we are not serious right here.

8.The bed is a luxury people!

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Bet you did not think about that did you? Yeah, people, the bed is not a necessity it is a luxury. You won’t get the bed to yourself almost ever between you and your partner and not to mention the kids as well. There is a lot of noise in the bedroom but not in the way one would expect. But hey, that is marriage for you!

Isn’t it wonderful?

9.You might be think he’s joking:

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Sure you can put it off as just the guy is joking but when you are with someone for that long and have to stay up taking care of three kids, THREE KIDS! That isn’t easy man, in no way that would be a cakewalk.

I guess what we are trying to say is that…get married and it will be super fun for your tweeter.

10. Well, that sort of things:

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As we’ve made it clear marriage requires you to make the harshest decisions in life. And this right here is one of the most difficult decisions you’ll have to make. Like you want to use the nice towels yourself I mean you did buy them after all, but you have to be the better man here are leave them for any guests that might come.You know what, I’m not buying nice stuff anymore.

11.What did we tell you?

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We warned you didn’t we? There are life and death situations every day that you have to deal with. You might think its all fun games and home cooked meals but na it is not. Its hard decisions just like this every day of the week.

Now a good way to handle this or some questions that you will be hit within your married life. Have some deep conversations with your partner and don’t be upset if they oppose you.

12.Well, Shit:

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Ladies if you think that your man is smarter than that, he isn’t…he really is not. The way we have evolved as a species is us being completely oblivious to your desires and sometimes getting them right through excessive repetition and looking at online articles. So, if you want your man to do something tell him up straight…like even straighter than this.

Wonder what that would look like?

13.It can get confusing:

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If you still have to guess what you have to get your woman/man by the time you be living with each other for more than five years than congratulations you are completely normal as we hitting the ten-year mark don’t know shit as well. So, through some magical book or something do let us know as it will help a lot of people…mainly husbands as wives know we aren’t that complicated when it comes to gifts.

14.Our love comes out in weird ways:

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Now, ladies, you can’t honestly tell us that you don’t get a little jealous every now and then. Plus, as dudes we don’t go full throttle on that, we still keep a lid on that as much as we can. Still, we only want your sexy side for us and us alone.

Now you can’t fault us for that, can you? It is your love that makes us so and vice versa.

15.How to know it, love?

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If you want to know if it is love or not just look at the way you tow fight. Because if you two don’t fight the way they do then there is something missing with your relationship. It might seem a weird thing to focus on but it really is something you need to notice. It’s not when everything’s hunky dory but when the situation is tensed that really counts.

16.If you don’t do this do you love them?

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Is it really love if they don’t make you want to thank some higher power every day and at the same time wanna break a marble plate over their head? Hey, I’ll be pretty clear here, my wife might love me to death but the times I’ve managed to piss her off it is a literal miracle that she hasn’t kicked me out. And if you are seeing this, love you honey and really sorry about the dress the other night…I’m pretty sure coffee will wash off…

17.That is quite accurate:

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If one wants to know how much effort it takes to make a marriage work these two examples are perfectly fitting here. But at the same time, you have to factor in the reward factor as well. As in that these examples do a great job as well, they show that all the effort you put in actually works in making a difference. So never think that it won’t amount to anything.

18.There you go, now you are getting it:

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For all those that don’t get why people marry here is a wakeup call for all of those people. So, if this doesn’t make an argument for why you should be getting married. Just think of it, all of the stuff that you have a really hard time to keep or find where you’ve put them someone else will help you find them or will already be finding it for you when they see you looking for it.

19.Keep it straight:

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A lot of the times we are even way to roundabout of things. You need to understand that not everybody is thinking about and way as you are. Thus it would be pretty weird for them to try and understand how and why you came up with that thought.

Still, the compliment did work in the mind of this man so the only logical thing would be to make sure that it works outside of your brain as well.


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